
From deep, deep in the cotton-pickin' red clay'd piney woods o' east Texas, I bring you the tales of my sister Bethzilla, hideous freakin' white trash welfare-cheatin' pill-popping, bowl-smoking, vodka-swilling redneck swamp thing what done crawled up out of the danged boggy bottoms of Uncertain, Texas and also of Momma, a transplanted, dirt-floored, rice paddy, hand-raised Cajun girl from the south Texas depression era. Take a look see. Go ahead, lookee.
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Snooping My Sister's Room
Risking getting hacked up like that shower scene in Alfred Hitchcock's "Psycho", I snoop my crazy rock-eating, fairy-talking pill popping pipe smoking sister's room.
Tags: Psycho, drug den, crack house, drugs, addiction, creepy fairies, voodoo, Marshall Texas, police failure, MPD, APS, piney woods, east Texas, marquisdejolie, redneck, Beth Peterson, Beth Grable, Beth Jarvis, macabre, rock-eating, pipe-smoking, pill-popping
Labels:
Dysfunctional family,
East Texas,
family
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