We never know where my sister is going to wreck or park her car after going out on an unlicensed toot.
Tags: unlicensed driver, toot, park, parking, family, redneck, rednecks, redneckery, marquisdejolie
From deep, deep in the cotton-pickin' red clay'd piney woods o' east Texas, I bring you the tales of my sister Bethzilla, hideous freakin' white trash welfare-cheatin' pill-popping, bowl-smoking, vodka-swilling redneck swamp thing what done crawled up out of the danged boggy bottoms of Uncertain, Texas and also of Momma, a transplanted, dirt-floored, rice paddy, hand-raised Cajun girl from the south Texas depression era. Take a look see. Go ahead, lookee.
Thursday, October 01, 2009
Unlicenced Driver Of The Year
Tags: unlicensed driver, toot, park, parking, family, redneck, rednecks, redneckery, marquisdejolie
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