From deep, deep in the cotton-pickin' red clay'd piney woods o' east Texas, I bring you the tales of my sister Bethzilla, hideous freakin' white trash welfare-cheatin' pill-popping, bowl-smoking, vodka-swilling redneck swamp thing what done crawled up out of the danged boggy bottoms of Uncertain, Texas and also of Momma, a transplanted, dirt-floored, rice paddy, hand-raised Cajun girl from the south Texas depression era. Take a look see. Go ahead, lookee.
Tuesday, September 01, 2009
Beth Hurries Back To Starvation
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I don't understand why Beth got out of the nuthouse buffet line in Sherman, Texas to hurry home to our drafty little piney woods shack in Starvation, Texas.
Tags: starvation, buffet line, nuthouse, welfare, addiction, rehab, rehabilitation, alcoholism, rednecks, marquisdejolie
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