1. Meet a strange Cherokee Street Hollywood woman in black named “Ms. Donna” who wants to be tied up in leather thongs and whipped with organic cattails while she drinks wheat grass cocktails. $4 worth of house brew. (Did this last weekend at Boardner’s on the strip)
2. Drive up and down LaBrea until you see Kiefer Sutherland in his blue 76 Pontiac Catalina convertible, pull up along side and ask him in your best Hannible Lecter voice if his old skinny ex-girlfriend is available with Farber beans now. $4 in gas.
3. Pick up a transvestite on the corner of Highland and Santa Monica, drive him down to Exposition Park (homophobic section of the shooting gallery in South Central), ask him to pick up some Mentos in the 7-11, and drive off while he’s in the store. $4 in gas and $.75 for the mints.
4. Go to a David Lynch book signing on Fairfax and throw up on his book just before he signs it. $2.50 for the Indian curry and $1.75 for the cappaccino. (I got a picture of this one!)
5. Eat 6 large tablespoons of chopped garlic and go to an Agape church service. Agape practices long silent meditations during services punctuated by occassional wood flute transitions. Here is your chance to punctuate the silence yourself, sans flute. $.75 for the garlic.
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