From deep, deep in the cotton-pickin' red clay'd piney woods o' east Texas, I bring you the tales of my sister Bethzilla, hideous freakin' white trash welfare-cheatin' pill-popping, bowl-smoking, vodka-swilling redneck swamp thing what done crawled up out of the danged boggy bottoms of Uncertain, Texas and also of Momma, a transplanted, dirt-floored, rice paddy, hand-raised Cajun girl from the south Texas depression era. Take a look see. Go ahead, lookee.
Beth salvages a posthole digger from her recently failed trailer house marriage to Steve The Welder. Salvaged for sentimental reasons. I keep an eye out for the posthole digger repo man.
Tags: posthole, digger, sentimental, salvage, redneck, redneckery, rednecked, divorce, separation, repo, marquisdejolie, series
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