(click)I recently received a request for my bio. My response:
Bio? How can you ask for a bio? If my enemies find me, my entrails will be hanging from the nearest tree. If they find out I'm living at West Side Residence Hall for former U.S. Veterans, I'll wish my enemies found me instead!
BIOGRAPHICAL INFORMATION ON THE HOST
James Jarvis, or "Crazy-Ass Jarvis" to his fearful admirers, has been involved in some bizarre way or another with computers for as long as he can stand to remember. He is noted for programming rocks, worms, Trojan horses and other things too beastly and foul to even mention.
Raised from childhood by a uranium prospector and his Cajun wife, he sharpened his software skills by imbibing mass quantities of dangerous drugs, booze and radioactive materials. He is noted for such expressions as "stinking convenient software," "brain donors" and "a small town in France" (the last of which, some of his few surviving critics say, is stolen, although they can't quite determine from where).
James enjoys resting between mad body language DEFENDER marathon frenzies and fits of long distance driving by indulging in furious spurts of emailing bad craziness. As Dr. Hunter S. Thompson once said of ‘Uncle James’ : "now there goes one dangerous fucker."
Jarvis is author of K3101, which no longer blinks anywhere . . . ever, gawl damn it. His web site, due to failed federal and state appeals has been deemed not to be protected under the "Freedom of Speech" clause of the US Constitution.
Jarvis is author of K3101, which no longer blinks anywhere . . . ever, gawl damn it. His web site, due to failed federal and state appeals has been deemed not to be protected under the "Freedom of Speech" clause of the US Constitution.
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