Pages

Sunday, January 20, 2008

FREE EBOOK!!


(SCROLLABLE HERE)

"You know, I finally made may way through that piece of drivel that nalts calls an e-book. I fail to understand the praise. It is callow, unsophisticated and jejune. In fact, I had to do an 8-ball just to get through it, and now I’m in dire need of a hefty quantity of smack to bring myself back down.Text me if you have any.

Really, so much wasted time on so much crap. In fact, it reminds me of fresh cow patties in a field of waving grass in the wilds of Kansas, without the sweet sweet smell of alfalfa. Only the steaming smell of cow poo. Too bad one of those tornado thingies doesn’t come along and suck the piece of crap up and strew it across the countryside for all the country bumpkins to look at and say “Yee haw!! Hey look Ma and Pa, free toilet paper!”


Maybe I shouldn’t be so concescending to those hicks. They may be able to fix me up with some primo horse to bring me down from this horrid state of paranoia caused by that damn eight ball. I mean, I only have so much hair I can pull out before I have to start pulling out the hair of the squirrels in the yard. I’m Britney bitch."

---Sukatra

Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

No comments:

Post a Comment

Share |