Russia has the biggest man made hole in the world.
It's so big that you can spot it from space. Suction
above the hole is so strong it has sucked in several
helicopters. Now all flights over the hole is prohibited.
We in America should not tolerate this hole gap. We
need to dig a deeper hole to show them Ruskies
who's the biggest hole in the world. We have the
technology. We can build a better hole, one that will
knock the earth off its magnetic axis! Let's get on it!
It's so big that you can spot it from space. Suction
above the hole is so strong it has sucked in several
helicopters. Now all flights over the hole is prohibited.
We in America should not tolerate this hole gap. We
need to dig a deeper hole to show them Ruskies
who's the biggest hole in the world. We have the
technology. We can build a better hole, one that will
knock the earth off its magnetic axis! Let's get on it!
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The damn russians always have to have the biggest everything; planes choppers, holes. It's gotta be a penis thing.
ReplyDeleteAnd why the hell would there be suction over this hole? That doesn't compute.
Oh, and by the way, we do have a big fuckin' hole that's visible from space as well. One of my students pointed it out when I told class that you couldn't really see the great wall or Panama Canal from space. Can't remember what the hell it was though. Some sort of strip mining thing.
Aaaay, grasshopper, must read rest of post before commenting. Yep, that's probably it.
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