Gas Station 'Cashier/Terrorist' Training Camp Located Near Palm Springs

All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make, the better.
---Ralph Waldo Emerson

The new replacement Arab started training at our Arco today. The old one, Kamel, had to be let go for consorting with a streetwalker crack ho in the gas station toilet.

Don't know where the owner gets all these Arabs to work for him on demand. There must be a terrorist training camp out there in the desert near Palm Springs that teaches gas station cashiering along with bomb making. The owner just drives out to the big tent to pick up new employees. It's amazing.

If you think I'm kidding, you don't remember your recent history. One of the first suspected terrorist arrested after September 11 here in California was a Texaco employee.

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