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Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Laugh, Dammit! The Dept of Homeland Security Declared Ted Turner A Terrorist





The retarded morons who are supposed to be protecting us can't tie their own shoe laces. They can't tell the difference between an exit sign and a bomb. They are culturally ignorant, dimwitted, fearmongers who cover up their own ineptitude by telling the rest of us to shut up. They target Americans for their security clamp-downs because Americans are easier to administratively manage than terrorists.

And now they've declared Ted Turner a terrorist for promoting a talking milkshake, box of fries and a meatball. Laugh, dammit! Laugh! We all know who the meatballs are.


Max Power said...

Okay, this is just ridiculous.

First: Why is this being called a hoax? A hoax would be the planting of fake bombs for the sake of having them look like real bombs. These were crude-looking, lite-brite-like signs with 4 D-cell batteries exposed. If we are going to start calling 911 every time we see a copper-top, well we've just all lost our minds. I saw the pictures and can't for the life of me figure out how paranoid you would have to be to look at the these blinking lights and go "It's a bomb!"

Second: There are a couple dozen in place in 10 major cities, and they have been for two to three weeks. So, if they were bombs, it's good to know that our law enforcement will get around to finding them in their clearly visible position WITH FLASHING LIGHTS after about 2-3 weeks. Hopefully they will not have been detonated by then.

Third: Why is this worthy of 24-7 news coverage and major placement in major papers? The fact that Boston had to shut down is a testament to the abysmal communication skills of our law enforcement. Anyone who watches Adult Swim could testify to the fact that this sounds exactly like the type of advertising one of the shows would do. Furthermore, if you were not familiar with that fact, it should have taken a few minutes to notice that these were not bombs. Get the word out. Send the police back to their posts, and have one or two guys go around collecting these. Maybe maybe maybe you could send the bomb squad to the first one, but why did you have to shut down the other 15 roads/bridges/tunnels?

Whatever happened to that bill in the WI legislature that would allow bilboards to start using lights and moving parts? I hope it doesn't pass, or else our police are never going to get a break. Maybe we need to start adding Xanax in addition to the fluoride in our water supply.

I'm ashamed of the American people for falling victim to all the fear mongering.

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8 comments:

  1. Yep, it's all silly and hysterical till someone DOES put a bomb under a bridge, and then they drag these dickless bureaucratic bastards in front of some Senate committee, which is the equivalent of a Stalinist show trial, and ream them on national TV. "How did these people get access to the bridge, and why didn't the administration do something to make us really safe from this sort of thing?"... is what they'll say. Then more draconian laws will come out to cover the ass cheeks that were revealed by the earlier unpleasantness.

    That's what it's about. Most of the shit we have to deal with now is designed to cover the governments ass rather than really make us safe, or really to give people the illusion of safety. There is no safety people! And Libs think the whole thing is crazed right wing paranoia, till they decide to use the same paranoia and drive for safety to push more gun control through congress and fuck my life up even more.

    The nanny state wants us all safe and tucked in.

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  2. You know, I mostly get my rocks off commenting. By the time I need to post somethin' on the blog I'm spent. End up posting crap from YouTube. Every once and a while something sparks a good rant, like the recent one on family.

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  3. The level of ignorance I've seen displayed is amazing here. Luckily I have *not* heard of anyone actually standing up and supporting this kind of idiocy because it "keeps us safe."

    That'd be the day I lost faith in American society. Not that I'm not already mostly there, but if anyone fell for this load of Post-9/11 flag waving it'd just break my resolve.

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  4. I've worked for federal civil service. The process for getting a federal job is daunting. Lots of hoops to jump, tests to pass. So how come all the sudden there's so many stupid people in our government?

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  5. You probably didn't know anyone. That seems to be the key. They only interview people to fulfill OPM requirements. They know way ahead of time who they want to hire. Been through it myself, on both sides of the table.

    One thing's true: we need to decide what a good government really is, and then figure out how much it's gonna cost, and then pony up. Most people think the Feds are screwin' up if they don't swoop in fast enough to wipe yer ass for ya. Others want them to stay the hell out of their business, until their ass needs wipin'. Who's to say?

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  6. Most of us know instinctively that we'd be better off wipin' our own ass, but we've been conditioned to feel entitled to the service. Feel cheated if the paper's not 2 or 3 ply and scented. Feel like were not gettin' our fair share if they come at us with that cheap stuff the gas stations usually have, with the roller that only lets you get one little square at a time.

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  7. You have launched the One Square Theorem. In Los Angeles, that woulod be enough to start your own religion.

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