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Saturday, February 03, 2007

Internet Cafe For The Homeless Opens In L.A.


Yet another nonprofit corporation has figured out a way to squeeze grant money out of our government. Think of it as a jobs program, but not for the homeless. It's a jobs program for all those Sociology degree college graduates who found out their degree was only good for teaching and working in Department of Motor Vehicles-like government jobs processing welfare applications.

The homeless are a whole industry. Everybody's getting a piece of the pie. Thousands, if not millions, of college graduates make a living off the homeless. Which means American colleges and universities are comfortable, thank you.

Thank God for homeless veterans shelters, bums, beggars, transients, panhandlers, vagrants, tramps, hobos, idlers, slackers, crack motels, crackheads, tweakers, crumbers, hopheads, winos, strawberries, crack whores, hoes, macrogasters, ploiters, lubbards, lubcocks, gasholes, pimps, callgirls, hookers, prostitutes, cops, drugs, social workers, Creepy, military, VA, hobos, zefranks, cobgobblers, dipwads, homeless attorneys and other cherished peers. They keep our economy booming.

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