The I-405 / Manhattan Beach Boulevard overpass in Hawthorne (or was that Torrance? I forget): my home for many months. It provided the highly-prized shade a homeless person needs.
I was very comfortable here until the #$%^&@ Department of Homeland Security decided that terrorists sleep under bridges. Freakin' geniuses up there in Washington. So now no one would be allowed to sleep under bridges any more and a deputy sheriff ran me off. He didn't want to, this deputy sheriff, but now my sleeping under the overpass was a danger to national security.
Tags: homeless, homelessness, Hawthorne, Torrance, I405, Manhattan Beach Blvd, Department of Homeland Security, terrorist, terrorists sleep under bridges, national security, homeland stupidity, factotum, jarvis
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