They Don't Call You Bethzilla For Nothing

by James Jarvis

02/10/2011

They call you the Bethzilla,

neighbors hide when you come out to thrill 'em.

Your brother sees the devil in your eyes, hell:

Your "friends" just see another sale.

You broke the Madza in a vacant lot,

Used the alimony Firebird to ram some trees.

You burned up momma's Olds, you witch

And ran the Fairy Blazer in a ditch.

Didn't mind you ate those rocks

Until your poop did break both johns,

But you crossed the line, you freaking tweeker

When I'll be damned, you ate the water heater.

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A Mom Begs Her Son For Help

After I moved out of the House of Daily Horrors leaving mom and my sister, Crystal Meth Beth, momma keeps calling me at my new digs asking for help with her drug addict daughter.

Tags: beg, begging, drugs addicts, addiction, welfare clerks, dishonorable city, filthy, nasty, dirty, crackhouse, elder abuse, APS, Rodney Jones, psychotic drug den, creepy, Marshall Texas, piney woods, east Texas, marquisdejolie, redneck, redneckery, Bethzilla, Beth Leigh Jarvis, Beth Peterson, Beth Grable, Jarvis, macabre

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No Honor Among Addicts

Crystal Meth Beth freaks out because momma tried to "throw her out to the sharks" when an Adult Protective Services clerk parks his truck in the driveway (too scared to get out of his vehicle) to inquire of Beth if she is beating on her mother any less often this week. Not that beating little 79 year-old ladies is a bad thing in the piney woods of east Texas. Just asking. Casual-like.

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