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TEXAS CORPORATIONS ARE BIGGEST THIEVES
OF MONEY INTENDED FOR VETERANS
Afraid that they might have to pay thousands of service-connected disabled American military veterans the $115 a month disability compensation it is mandated by Congress to pay, the Department of Veterans Affairs panicked and threw millions of dollars away down a Texas rathole instead.
"Better to give the money to our buddies who set up dummy corporations in Texas than to pay those damned freeloader veterans," an undisclosed V.A. administrator said Saturday.
"Those pesky bums serve their country overseas and come back expecting us to provide them a living (on $115 a month)? I don't think so. Heroes. Big deal. They're nobodies. I've got marina slip fees to pay," said another.
"That missing $35 million in 'equipment' we never inventoried? Hahaha. That's my daughter's college fund," admitted a third.
A government investigation into the massive fraud is expected to result in promotions, pay raises and cushy ambassadorships for the perpetrators, a GAO investigator said.
TEXAS CORPORATIONS ARE BIGGEST THIEVES
OF MONEY INTENDED FOR VETERANS
Afraid that they might have to pay thousands of service-connected disabled American military veterans the $115 a month disability compensation it is mandated by Congress to pay, the Department of Veterans Affairs panicked and threw millions of dollars away down a Texas rathole instead.
"Better to give the money to our buddies who set up dummy corporations in Texas than to pay those damned freeloader veterans," an undisclosed V.A. administrator said Saturday.
"Those pesky bums serve their country overseas and come back expecting us to provide them a living (on $115 a month)? I don't think so. Heroes. Big deal. They're nobodies. I've got marina slip fees to pay," said another.
"That missing $35 million in 'equipment' we never inventoried? Hahaha. That's my daughter's college fund," admitted a third.
A government investigation into the massive fraud is expected to result in promotions, pay raises and cushy ambassadorships for the perpetrators, a GAO investigator said.
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ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck is that dude talkin' about? Anyway, hang the mother fuckers. This is Texas after all. The world expects it from us.
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ReplyDeleteWe really SHOULD hang them...in the public square...as an example. This country would be much better off if we went back to public hangings for treason and that's what I think these guys are doing. Treason.