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(click pic)Omigod, omigod! I'm getting dumber! I took an online I.Q. test in the U.S. Vets homeless veterans shelter computer room and I've lost 14 points since I took the test three years ago at El Camino College!
I ran to my U.S. Vets job coordinator and said "Quick! Get me a job before I'm too stupid to work!", but he just scowled at me and walked away, probably because he's never been able to break 90 on the test his whole life. But he's smart at demanding kickbacks from employers for getting them cheap homeless veteran labor.
Here are my results:
Congratulations, James!
Your IQ score is 126
This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you answered correctly on Emode's Ultimate IQ test. Your IQ score is scientifically accurate; to read more about the science behind our IQ test, click here.
During the test, you answered four different types of questions — mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. We were able to analyze how you did on each set of those questions, which reveals the way your brain processes information.
We also compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and according to the sorts of questions you got correct, we can tell your Intellectual Type is a Precision Processor.
This means you're exceptionally good at discovering quick solutions to problems, especially ones that involve math or logic. You're also resourceful and able to think on your feet.
What a bunch of bullcorn. If I could think on my feet, wouldn't my feet tell me to hightail it away from this sham veterans 'program' designed to suck money out of federal grant moneys and enrich shady 'counsellors' in the guise of helping vets?
I ran to my U.S. Vets job coordinator and said "Quick! Get me a job before I'm too stupid to work!", but he just scowled at me and walked away, probably because he's never been able to break 90 on the test his whole life. But he's smart at demanding kickbacks from employers for getting them cheap homeless veteran labor.
Here are my results:
Congratulations, James!
Your IQ score is 126
This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you answered correctly on Emode's Ultimate IQ test. Your IQ score is scientifically accurate; to read more about the science behind our IQ test, click here.
During the test, you answered four different types of questions — mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. We were able to analyze how you did on each set of those questions, which reveals the way your brain processes information.
We also compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and according to the sorts of questions you got correct, we can tell your Intellectual Type is a Precision Processor.
This means you're exceptionally good at discovering quick solutions to problems, especially ones that involve math or logic. You're also resourceful and able to think on your feet.
What a bunch of bullcorn. If I could think on my feet, wouldn't my feet tell me to hightail it away from this sham veterans 'program' designed to suck money out of federal grant moneys and enrich shady 'counsellors' in the guise of helping vets?
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