Don't sell yourself short or cheaply.
Tags: advice, change, cheap, marquisdejolie, self, sell, value, worth
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Showing posts with label vlogging. Show all posts
Showing posts with label vlogging. Show all posts
Monday, May 13, 2013
Monday, February 20, 2012
How 2 : Make a Video Blog
Do you start breaking out and sweating profusely every time you think of video blogging?
Have people told you that they have never seen a single one of your videos past the five second mark because they were to busy sleeping?!
Do you use your camera's LCD display as a mirror as opposed to using an actual...mirror?
Do you put salami between your butt cheeks and run around screaming 'I am a Brooker Fanatic'?
If you answered yes to any of these questions ... well ... you need severe mental help!!! But ... maybe watching this video may ... possibly save you from a whole lot of embarrassment ... and quite possibly spare you from a rash ... between your butt cheeks ...
Tags: funny video, brookers, how to, video blog, vlog, vlogging, vlogger, vlogs, weasel, missy, boba, funny, weird, odd, strange, goofy, crazy, music, youth concerns, butt cheeks, mental, butt culture, cult of butt, butthead
Wednesday, May 06, 2009
I Flunked The Sleep Test
My V.A. doctors said they thought I was sleeping all wrong and they had me come in for a pass/fail sleep test. I flunked it and had to leave. Music courtesy Kevin MacLeod.
Tags: sleep test, apnea, veterans hospital, Overton, marquisdejolie, Shreveport, V.A., veterans
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Weird Parallel Universe
(click pic)It's weird to see your future. This video could easily be me in a couple of years. I'm following the same track, only it was the nuns of St. Mary's University who told ME to get out of town.
Tags: Videoblogging, vlog, video arcade, viral video, internet video, funny videos, weird, parallel universe, see your future, same track, St. Mary's University, StMU, jarvis, marquisdejolie
Monday, September 22, 2008
Vlogging Is Killing The Internet
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Have you noticed? People are getting sick of the internet. Sick and tired. I blame vlogging. And social networking on the net.
I think more and more people are going to disconnect from the social networking aspect of the net. It’s too much like shouting into a room overcrowded with other people shouting. People want REAL and they want PERSONAL.
SOME people. There will always be those who are perfectly content being controlled, herded, targeted, directed, quantified.
I blame vloggers. Vloggers suffer from Echolalia and Brain Bulimia. Basically, they are serial regurgitators. They are the black mold on online video which is choking this media. Vlogging is a lazy person’s game. Generally, an untalented lazy person’s game. They dumb down the art of video. Fie on them! Fie! Fie!
I eschew vlogs, vlogging, vloggers and most of all, Vloggerheads. But I have to admit, in moments of weakness and laziness, I’ve vlogged, too. I’m so ashamed.
Have you noticed? People are getting sick of the internet. Sick and tired. I blame vlogging. And social networking on the net.
I think more and more people are going to disconnect from the social networking aspect of the net. It’s too much like shouting into a room overcrowded with other people shouting. People want REAL and they want PERSONAL.
SOME people. There will always be those who are perfectly content being controlled, herded, targeted, directed, quantified.
I blame vloggers. Vloggers suffer from Echolalia and Brain Bulimia. Basically, they are serial regurgitators. They are the black mold on online video which is choking this media. Vlogging is a lazy person’s game. Generally, an untalented lazy person’s game. They dumb down the art of video. Fie on them! Fie! Fie!
I eschew vlogs, vlogging, vloggers and most of all, Vloggerheads. But I have to admit, in moments of weakness and laziness, I’ve vlogged, too. I’m so ashamed.
Tags: music, music video, vlog, vloggers, vlogging, vloggerheads, social networking, internet, echolalia, bulimia, lazy people, lazy video, lazy art, marquisdejolie
Sunday, August 31, 2008
Why I Hate Vlogging and Vloggerheads
(click pic for Revver flick)
Let's talk about
What I think.
What I think about.
What I think about you.
What I think you should think.
What I think you should think about.
What I think you should think about me.
Let's talk about
What I think.
What I think about.
What I think about you.
What I think you should think.
What I think you should think about.
What I think you should think about me.
I loath vlogging: the insider pranks, the hive mentality, messin' with people's heads, mind games, making a fool outta folks, aggrandizing stink. It's passive aggressive. Acting superior to us common folk just 'cause they figured out how to operate a webcam. Who do those fucktards think they are? The über class?
It's flim flam foolery and I don't like it. With me it's WYSIWYG. I am what I am and I ain't nothin' else. No tricks. Nonfiction theater. I wouldn't trust a vlogger as far as I could throw their chubby, sedentary asses.
I am probably hypersensitive to ethno and other centric and classist behaviors. I'll admit that. When I was a teenager, I went to Central Baptist Church every Wednesday and Sunday night like clockwork, because its what you do in Marshall. What else would one do in Marshall? Seems a silly question. But when integration stormed Marshall and I saw deacons of the church trying to bar black kids from entering the building, I walked out and have never stepped foot in a Baptist church again. I'm hardheaded like that.
And I'm opinionated. I used to be open-minded but my brains kept slipping out. But just as I don't have to like somebody to listen to what they have to say, I don't have to dislike them to think they're full of shit. Kids these days, I tell you, they seem clueless as to what the term "open-minded" means.
The vloggers/vlogging I'm talking about is the head-in-a-box crap. Looks like facial masturbation to me. Sounds like it, too. Masturbation is an act of narcissistic self love. So is vlogging.
It's flim flam foolery and I don't like it. With me it's WYSIWYG. I am what I am and I ain't nothin' else. No tricks. Nonfiction theater. I wouldn't trust a vlogger as far as I could throw their chubby, sedentary asses.
I am probably hypersensitive to ethno and other centric and classist behaviors. I'll admit that. When I was a teenager, I went to Central Baptist Church every Wednesday and Sunday night like clockwork, because its what you do in Marshall. What else would one do in Marshall? Seems a silly question. But when integration stormed Marshall and I saw deacons of the church trying to bar black kids from entering the building, I walked out and have never stepped foot in a Baptist church again. I'm hardheaded like that.
And I'm opinionated. I used to be open-minded but my brains kept slipping out. But just as I don't have to like somebody to listen to what they have to say, I don't have to dislike them to think they're full of shit. Kids these days, I tell you, they seem clueless as to what the term "open-minded" means.
The vloggers/vlogging I'm talking about is the head-in-a-box crap. Looks like facial masturbation to me. Sounds like it, too. Masturbation is an act of narcissistic self love. So is vlogging.
Here's my 4 main points on vloggers:
1. If you disagree with one, you're just being judgmental. Or worse yet, Republican. What a gaggle of hypocrites.
2. They're always apologizing for not burdening you often enough with the details of their personal hygiene. Who needs 'em?
3. All vloggers are afflicted with Tardive Dyskinesia and should seek immediate medical attention.
4.Vloggers prove the counterintuitive proposition that whenever corralled, there are always more horses asses than horses.
1. If you disagree with one, you're just being judgmental. Or worse yet, Republican. What a gaggle of hypocrites.
2. They're always apologizing for not burdening you often enough with the details of their personal hygiene. Who needs 'em?
3. All vloggers are afflicted with Tardive Dyskinesia and should seek immediate medical attention.
4.Vloggers prove the counterintuitive proposition that whenever corralled, there are always more horses asses than horses.
Tags: Revver, vloggerheads, vlogging, vlogs, vloggers, horses asses, video blogging, video bloggers, classist, uber cult, common folk, fucktards, Tardive Dyskinesia
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