From deep, deep in the cotton-pickin' red clay'd piney woods o' east Texas, I bring you the tales of my sister Bethzilla, hideous freakin' white trash welfare-cheatin' pill-popping, bowl-smoking, vodka-swilling redneck swamp thing what done crawled up out of the danged boggy bottoms of Uncertain, Texas and also of Momma, a transplanted, dirt-floored, rice paddy, hand-raised Cajun girl from the south Texas depression era. Take a look see. Go ahead, lookee.
Thursday, September 02, 2010
Hocking Momma's Jewelry For Drugs
A while back, momma wanted to find out how to sell her ring on eBay to pay the taxes on her house.
Tags: selling ring, hocking jewelry, ebay, jewel thief, drug addiction, elder abuse, APS, MPD, Marshall Texas, piney woods, east texas, marquisdejolie, redneck, redneckery, macleod, evil sister, Beth Peterson, Beth Grable, Beth Jarvis, ripoff, fraudulate
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