I got a day pass from my homeless veterans shelter to leave the property and brought my camper-dwelling attorney some food this afternoon. It's part of my 'Homeless Helping The Homeless' program.
The old man really lights up when I bang on his aluminum RV door. Most of the time he's parked behind the Arco gas station where I used to work, but sometimes I have to search the neighborhood for his raggedy-looking Jubilee.
My ex-boss, the Al Queda operative known as The Mogtaderi, wants to start charging the homeless old man $5 a night to let him park his RV behind the gas station . . . not that The Mogtaderi needs the money. I think it's because the old man is Jewish.
Have you seen "About Schmidt"? Funny movie. If you have seen it, then you probably know that my attorney, the old dog-poop-smelling camper dweller who's lost in senile dementia, is the "child from Africa" I have "sponsored". The Mogtaderi better leave him alone. My Anger Management classes haven't made me forget where "Postal" is. I'll go there.
The old man really lights up when I bang on his aluminum RV door. Most of the time he's parked behind the Arco gas station where I used to work, but sometimes I have to search the neighborhood for his raggedy-looking Jubilee.
My ex-boss, the Al Queda operative known as The Mogtaderi, wants to start charging the homeless old man $5 a night to let him park his RV behind the gas station . . . not that The Mogtaderi needs the money. I think it's because the old man is Jewish.
Have you seen "About Schmidt"? Funny movie. If you have seen it, then you probably know that my attorney, the old dog-poop-smelling camper dweller who's lost in senile dementia, is the "child from Africa" I have "sponsored". The Mogtaderi better leave him alone. My Anger Management classes haven't made me forget where "Postal" is. I'll go there.
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