
From deep, deep in the cotton-pickin' red clay'd piney woods o' east Texas, I bring you the tales of my sister Bethzilla, hideous freakin' white trash welfare-cheatin' pill-popping, bowl-smoking, vodka-swilling redneck swamp thing what done crawled up out of the danged boggy bottoms of Uncertain, Texas and also of Momma, a transplanted, dirt-floored, rice paddy, hand-raised Cajun girl from the south Texas depression era. Take a look see. Go ahead, lookee.
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Saturday, September 04, 2010
Violent Felon Gets Free Get Out Of Jail Card
A typical East Texas family meeting with talk of The Big House, jail guards we went to high school with and giant pot bellies.
Tags: prison girl, easttexas, jailbird, the big house, marquisdejolie, family fiend, jail guards, pot belly, Bethzilla, redneck, redneckery, evil sister, Beth Petersen, Beth Grable, Beth Jarvis, drama series, entitled bitch, entitlements, welfare cheater
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