
From deep, deep in the cotton-pickin' red clay'd piney woods o' east Texas, I bring you the tales of my sister Bethzilla, hideous freakin' white trash welfare-cheatin' pill-popping, bowl-smoking, vodka-swilling redneck swamp thing what done crawled up out of the danged boggy bottoms of Uncertain, Texas and also of Momma, a transplanted, dirt-floored, rice paddy, hand-raised Cajun girl from the south Texas depression era. Take a look see. Go ahead, lookee.
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Saturday, September 04, 2010
Suspenders And A Blouse
Here at the House of Daily Horrors, we like to sit around the kitchen table and talk smack about each other. Momma thinks my fat belly requires suspenders. And a blouse. Part of a Table Talk Series.
Tags: suspenders, blouse, tabletalk, rednecks, redneckery, rednecking, Marshall Texas, piney woods, easttexas, marquisdejolie, family
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