
From deep, deep in the cotton-pickin' red clay'd piney woods o' east Texas, I bring you the tales of my sister Bethzilla, hideous freakin' white trash welfare-cheatin' pill-popping, bowl-smoking, vodka-swilling redneck swamp thing what done crawled up out of the danged boggy bottoms of Uncertain, Texas and also of Momma, a transplanted, dirt-floored, rice paddy, hand-raised Cajun girl from the south Texas depression era. Take a look see. Go ahead, lookee.
Friday, September 03, 2010
Goofy Cop Stories
A Marshall policeman tells momma that it was an angry sun whut smashed out the rear window of my sister's illegal Blazer. It must have been in a fit of solar flare. Funny, I haven't heard of any other vehicles in the neighborhood getting vandalized by the star.
Tags: sun vandal, vandalism, vandalizing, stupid police, dumb policeman, MPD, Marshall Texas, piney woods, easttexas, dumbass cops, broken window, redneck cop, redneckery, goofy excuses, mind control, goofy cops
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